toastpotent:

images-that-are-only-cursed:

i wish i could hear this picture

socialjusticeinamerica:

talesfromweirdland:

Character designs for FUTURAMA.

0kkvlt:

penguinated:

happyendingsong:

gremlinkisser:

ziyal:

I don’t watch the Bachelor but I’m really glad i know people who do so that I can be informed that on tonight’s episode the current bachelor took off all his recording equipment jumped over a fence and ran away into the forest

holy shit?

youtube link for international viewers

According to Colton, he actually expected a producer or someone from the team at abc to be on the other side. When he realized he was truly alone for the first time in weeks he just took off into the Portuguese countryside. Now keep in mind, he’s a former football player and super athletic in general so they had to get in trucks to catch him.  

I don’t give a cold fuck about the facts of what happened or didn’t here, I’m just in awe of this description making it sound like this dude was a fucking raptor busting out of Jurassic Park with handlers racing against the clock to Bring Him In Before He Kills Again™

rtrixie:

porko-rosso:

carnival-phantasm:

People are really surprised the corporate wiretap they bought actually has someone listening on the other end huh

johnmulaneys:

can’t argue with that

anarcblr:

poetessinthepit:

Employment rates mean nothing when you can be employed and live in poverty.

Employment rates mean nothing when you can have a job and be homeless.

Employment rates mean nothing when you can have a job and not be able to afford health insurance.

If the economy is good, who is it good for?

Statistics mean nothing to the Individual.

scribblehooves:

Me, speaking incomprehensibly about my niche interests

chongito:

straightboyfriend:

I hope you’re all wiggly today

Writhing as we speak !